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We were urban Americans in small Irish village:
We owned and operated a small grocery in Ballydehob, West Cork, Ireland for over four years. Below are few anecdotes from our life there. Only humerous in hindsight.
Sell by Date:
Early
on, about March or April when I still would jump through hoops
for the smallest sale, I sold a cooked chicken which was at
the end of its sell by date to a very drunk man whom I had not
seen before. Immediately I felt guilt and remorse for not
verifying the freshness despite his inebriation. The next day
I fully expected to see the Garda or health inspector coming
through the door because the man had been found sick or
dead! For months I would occasionally worry about his
fate. About two years later I was overjoyed to see him in a
pub, very drunk.
Pants or Trousers:
During Karin's
first trip back to Oregon Noreen was behind the counter
chatting about Karin's absence with Conn and Mary O'Mahony, of
all people: Conn famous for having been caught in bed with
another woman and Mary known for wearing her sexual
frustration on her sleeve. I sauntered over to make the
comment, "It certainly has made a difference in my
pants!" They all froze for a long pregnant moment as I tried
to figure out what I had said. Mary chuckled and asked, "Oh,
how is that, Michael?" And it hit me. "My trousers that is,
they have a lot more room", I said as I thumbed the waistband
to show them. Everyone laughed and changed the subject.
Community Action:
Main Street between our shop and the bank is at its narrowest
due to a slight bend. Because of parked cars it is always one
lane at a time. If, as frequently happens, two cars park
across from each other, only a small car can squeeze
through. It is now 8 p.m. Saturday night and such is the
case. A large lorry comes along and stops, honks, and
waits. Soon traffic is backed up both ways through the
village. Two guys appear and help the driver inch his way
along. It gets exciting as the driver hops in and out, circles
the lorry, checking this and that, climbs back in and shifts
forward another 6 inches. The guys in front are dodging back
and forth like boxers, waving arms, shouting to come
ahead. Stop! Again! Again! But as is usually the case, they
cant judge the extra space the bend requires, so they get a
third of the way and that's it. Meanwhile a third man has
started combing the pubs for the owner of either of the cars
and many of the patrons have joined the advisory committee,
some contributing encouragement, some shaking their heads,
others just scratching their heads. Finally a young buck
points to the rear of one of the cars that is about a foot
from the curb and makes lifting motions. In one bound the car
is surrounded and hoisted not only to the curb but over
it. Hurrah, the cheer goes up as the lorry pulls through
amongst the happy chatting and back patting of the
community. The patiently waiting traffic --truly no
horn-honking or yelling--now wends its way through the
participants drawn back to the lure of their waiting pints and
a new subject to talk about for the next round at least. It
was such fun for us to have a front row balcony view by
hanging out our window.
Village Monster:
We didn't yet know the O'Sullivans when Karin had her first
experience with Paddy. For months afterwards she called him
The Monster and was angry with me for not stepping in to
rescue her.
Paddy is not
particularly short yet his circumference probably exceeds his
height. He has a large, fat and round head with small eyes and
no neck. Although his face is usually vacant from drink, he
can scowl and look nasty at the drop of his always-present
cap. Being the youngest of four bachelor brothers he only
looks clean and kept on the occasional Sunday morning. The
only trait that keeps him from being completely intimidating
is his mental slowness, though we soon learned we couldn't
outwit him because he ignored whatever he did not want to
hear.
That evening Karin
had the late shift, but I was down helping her by
sweeping. Paddy staggering on his flat feet waddled in and
leaned on the counter. He mumbled something that Karin finally
guessed after the third time as chocolate. She directed him to
the two large trays directly behind him and asked him to
choose. He turned, lurched and steadied himself on the glass
tray as I held my breath to see if it would hold him.
An open box of
chocolate covered marshmallows caught his eye and he quickly
crammed two into his mouth. Turning back to the counter he was
chewing away with his mouth open and marshmallow slobber
puddlling on our wood counter. In fumbling for his purse,
which he always turned away from anyone to open, he grabbed
another marshmallow and shoved it into his mouth as well. I
went to get a cloth to clean the counter while Karin collected
his money and politely asked him to please eat outside--we
were closing now.
He fixed a beady
frown on her and started talking. Rapidly mumbling around the
remains of the chocolate and marshmallow, between his
guttural, half-mouthed style and his West Cork accent neither
of us had a clue to what he was saying. Karin indicated she
didn't understand. He frowned heavier, spoke louder and
apparently repeated the whole singsong. We both stood
dumb-founded and Karin again said please step outside, we need
to close. He looked angry as he shouted something and didn't
budge. She then went over and got another marshmallow and like
bribing a toddler told him, you can have this for free if you
take it outside. He took it, put it immediately in his mouth
and silently stood there swaying like a tree in the wind.
Fortunately, about
this time one of our neighbour ladies came in, saw our
predicament and took Paddy by the arm and turned him towards
the door. She cooed into his ear that Mike and Karin had to
shut up the shop and it was time to go. Sure enough he lurched
out and staggered back down the street from which he had come.